Little Girls.kar

[Miss Hannigan] Little girls,
Little girls,
Everywhere I turn, I can see them.

Little girls,
Little girls,

Night and day,
I eat, sleep and breathe them.

I'm an ordinary woman,
With feelings.

I'd like a man to nibble on my ear,
But no man has bit,
So how come I'm the Mother of the year?

Little cheeks,
Little teeth,
Everything around me is little.

If I wring,
Little necks,
Surely I will get an acquittal.

Some women are dripping with diamonds,
Some women are dripping with pearls.

Lucky me!
Lucky me!

Look at what I'm dripping with,
Little girls!

How I hate,
Little shoes,

Little socks
And each little bloomer.

I'd have cracked,
Years ago,

If it weren't for my
Sense of humor!

Some day I'll step on their freckles,
Some night I'll straighten their curls.

Send a flood,
Send the flu,

Anything that
You can do,
To little girls.

Some day I'll land in the nut house,
With all the nuts and the squirrels,

There I'll stay,
There I'll stay,

'Til the prohibition of
Little girls!