Old Siam Sir.kar

In a village in old Siam, Sir,
lived a lady who lost her way.

In an effort to find a man, Sir,
she found herself in the old U.K.

She waited round in Walthamstow,
she scouted round in Scarborough.

She waited round in Walthamstow,
she skated round in Scarborough.

In a village in old East Ham, Sir,
she met a fellow who made her reel.

Took her rushes to show his mam, Sir,
met his dad at the wedding meal.

In a letter from old Siam, Sir,
came a terrible tale of woe.

She decided the only answer
was to get up a pile of dough.

She waited round in Walthamstow,
she scouted round in Scarborough.

She waited round in Walthamstow,
she scouted round in Scarborough.

When a relative told her man, Sir,
he directed her not to stay.

In a village in old Siam, Sir,
lives a lady who lost her way.

In a village in old Siam, Sir,
lived a lady who lost her way.

In an effort to find a man, Sir,
she found herself in the old U.K.

She waited round in Walthamstow,
she scouted round in Scarborough.

Waited round in Walthamstow,
she scouted round in Scarborough.