Kids Say The Darndest Things.kar

Kids say the darndest things.

Have you ever listened close
to the games they play
or the little songs they sing?

Last night, dressed up in high-heeled shoes
and wearin' my old hat,

My four-year-old said: "I want a divorce."
Now, where did she hear that?

Kids say the darndest things.

Have you ever listened close
to the games they play
or the little songs they sing?

Last night as I watched TV,
a one rushed through the door;

"Mommy, daddy's tellin' someone on the phone:
‘Don't you call me here no more.’"

Kids say the darndest things.

Have you ever listened close
to the games they play
or the little songs they sing?

"Bet my daddy can whip your daddy,
but daddy's never home.

And I think mommy's worried 'bout him
'cause she cried all night long."

Kids say the darndest things.

Have you ever listened close
to the games they play
or the little songs they sing?

You never know what they learn at school
or what they're thinkin' of.

My first grader just said a four-letter word
and it sure wasn't love.

Kids say the darndest things.

Have you ever listened close
to the games they play
or the little songs they sing?

Kids say the darndest things.

Have you ever listened close
to the games they play
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