Dear Eloise.kar

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say
a number of funny things I heard today.

I heard that he's left you and run off to sea.
Could be the best thing that's happened to me.

Two, three, four.

Writing a letter to make you feel better,
sorry to hear that he left you that way.

I could have told you he was much older,
so much older than you.

You rushed in blindly, he treated you kindly
until he found out what he could get from you.

You should have departed before he got started.
Now you've been burned just like I said you would.

Please read my letter closely,
it's beneficial to you.

Must read in between the lines
a message you will see.

If you use your mind, you'll find
I want you back with me.

Pa papapapa, pa papa
pa, pa pa papa pa papa.

Papapapa pa, pa pa papa pa,
pa pa pa pa pa.

Writing a letter to make you feel better,
sorry to hear that he left you that way.

I could have told you he was much older,
so much older than you,

So much older than you,
so much older than you.

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say
a number of funny things I heard today.

I heard that he's left you and run off to sea.
Could be the best thing that's happened to me.