| @KMIDI KARAOKE FILE@Lby Tom Lehrer@TBe Prepared 1953 Tom Lehrer@TDr. Pitt-Payne in London UK - 13 Nov 2002
Be prepared!
That's the Boy Scout's marching song,
Be prepared!
As through life you march along.
Be prepared
to hold your liquor pretty well.
Don't write naughty words on walls
if you can't spell.
Be prepared!
To hide that pack of cigarettes,
don't make book if you cannot cover bets.
Keep those reefers hidden
where you're sure that they will not be found,
and be careful not to smoke them
when the scout-master's around.
For he only will insist that they be shared.
Be prepared!
Be prepared!
That's the Boy Scout's solemn creed,
Be prepared!
And be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your liquor,
that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage
of the price.
Be prepared!
And be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
If you're looking for adventure
of a new and diff'rent kind,
and you come across a Girl Scout
who is similarly inclined,
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered,
dont be scared.
Be prepared! |
